A quick quack

*I know my blog isn't "Ducky" anymore, but I can't think of another catch phrase for these at the moment.*

Here's my question to you.

You know you've lost your mind when you:

A. Reach for the Lysol can instead of your hair spray can.

B. After ten minutes of your husband playing with your hair, you realize he took your ponytail out and you don't remember it.

C. When you reach into the cupboard for a tampon and you pull out a cotton swab, but don't realize it until your husband says "well, I hope that works for you."

D. All of the above.

See comments for the answer.

Ducky's Email

I love how this ended, took me by surprise. I'm still giggling. :)

"The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

'He's a funeral director,' she answered

'Interesting,' the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.'"

Wordless Wednesday

This is why we have children

Sure, we sometimes have rough days, but most of my parenting days are wonderful. Little Miss J has been so cute recently and I want to share a fun glimpses into my parenthood. I love this girl!

1. We weren't introduced until today, but apparently there's a puppy living with us. It's a boy, he's green, and his name is Charky (um, ok). He escaped from view a few times and caused a serious dilemma for my three year old, but thankfully he's safe and sound now. I don't think I ever had an imaginary friend so this to me is priceless.

2. Today was her first trip to the dentist and for the most part, she did pretty well. The lady helping us was so sweet showing Miss J every tool they would use to clean her teeth. Mr. Slurpie became the favorite as she got a kick out of putting it in her mouth. When it came time to clean her teeth they were only able to get four done, which was fine. We'll go back in a few weeks and finish up. I was really proud of her and I even found out that she has ticklish teeth like her mommy.

3. "Mom, if there's anything you need, just let me know." I stopped in my tracks, jaw dropped, and responded with, "well, we do need to clean up your room." Her reply, "oh, ok!!" That was pure heaven.

I'm so blessed. :)

Monday Muse

I don't know why, but this cracks me up every time I see it. I feel bad for the animation, getting pushed around. And just when you think he and his friends are winning...poor guys. I'd like to say I'm a friendly animator, but I don't animate. But if I did, I would be nice! lol

This is good stuff, makes me laugh. :)

I'll admit it

The other day I was singing the alphabet with the girls and by accident I got the letters mixed up. Yes, I know perfectly well the right order, but I've been sick so I blame that. :) My husband on the other hand, was trying to be funny and sent me this email:

"It has been recorded that on January 7, 2008 Michelle was heard singing the ABC song. It was also recorded that the order of the alphabet has changed from 'qrstuv' to the now widley accepted 'qrstu..y.' This is a courtesy email to inform you of the change. Have a good day."

So maybe I've lost a few marbles, but hey, at least I admit it right? LOL

The disposition of a child

Yesterday, my husband and Miss J were watching a movie about the birth of the Savior. For some reason the actual words were in Hebrew, so my husband needed to explain what was happening to our three year old. The part came where Mary and Joseph tried to find shelter at the inn. Here is what happened after that:

Husband: Look, there's no room for them at the inn. They can't stay there.
Miss J (adamantly) : But daddy! Daddy! There's lots of room at our house! They can stay here!

I marvel at the pure innocence and sincerity of a child. Miss J continues to teach and remind me of what's really important. I thank her for that. :)

Well wouldn't you know

Miss J and I were talking today about how Heavenly Father created us. She then proceeded to tell me that He started by drawing us on a piece of paper. Then used candy to put us together. LOL

So, I can understand the whole drawing idea. After all, many artists sketch out their artwork ahead of time. So that's seems logical. But the candy is a little harder (no pun intended). Maybe it's because most of us are really sweet? :D Either way, it was a priceless conversation and made me smile.